i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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