So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I skipped work to stalk him.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Those nachos came to me in a dream
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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