Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
im holly from the hills drunk
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Let's paint friendship bongs
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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