That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
how does that bad decision feel?
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