hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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