summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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