i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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