I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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