I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
He kissed a someone with a penis
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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