For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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