are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
When are your genitals available?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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