We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
and you fell through a lawn chair
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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