Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
how drunk are you?
Several
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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