thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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