508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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