This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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