This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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