found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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