best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
so much tequila, so little girl.
Shame is for Republicans.
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