This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Barsexuality is the new black.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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