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Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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