New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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