cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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