"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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