Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Randomize