S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize