wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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