I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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