My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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