we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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