Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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