Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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