Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
