I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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