Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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