Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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