i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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