Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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