office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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