I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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