seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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