I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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