Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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