My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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