You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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