The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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