Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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