so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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