he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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