im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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