I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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