help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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