About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Randomize
