can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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