she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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