forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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