im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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